Dear Selfie taker,
If you think you’re looking cute….please stop for a second…and look around.
The face you’re making….
….is scaring the toddler that stands a few feet away
…is making the grandma from across you shake her walking cane
…is forcing the guy next to you call a psychiatric office
….is causing your parents embarrassment
…is swaying the car that speeds past you
Please stop snapping those duck face, puckered lip, constipated looking selfies!
Instead…be natural…be yourself. Have fun (but please stop looking like a fish out of water!)
The human that is obligated to notice the ridiculous surroundings that constantly occur without any consideration for anyone else
That being said…
Everyone is entitled to selfies…and if that’s what makes you happy…then go for it!